mmmm...spam
Every now and again I actually read the spam email that I receive. A few questions came to mind after reading one spam message I received this morning.
1. Who actually buys anything from a spammer?
2. Couldn't they pay a more experienced marketing team?
3. Why don't they spend a little more money on a better translator?
The following message is word for word. I received this message this morning. I have removed the hyperlink so that you would not be tempted to buy the medicine.
Hello my friend!
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (http://*******) are bad. Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong...
My dog and I are still alive :)
2 comments:
How's he going to eat his dog if he's already killed himself? Maybe that's how he's going to kill himself. Maybe his dog is a pit bull and he's going to kill himself by trying to eat him? Life is complicated.
favorite spam-related humor here.
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