In the news

The headlines and one-liners of the local newspaper make me smile. Below are a few excerpts from the sports pages.

M-L-S defense locks down Ray
The M**** High School gym could have just as well been a penitentiary Tuesday.

Honkers pressure halts Maroons
Pressure, pressure and more pressure.

Coyotes get the worm
M**** High School held its annual Early Bird Wrestling Tournament Saturday...