Friday, May 26, 2006

Now that's evangelism!? - pt. 5

There has been some confusion as to why I am posting some of these pictures. There may be some truth in each image. My question is concerning the efficacy of this cheese for evangelism. I understand that God can use anything to draw people to himself, but we need to remember that salvation is from the Lord and not from cheese.


david rudd said...

i love this one.

there's something eery about anglo-Jesus looking down on SanJuan County...

Does Jesus care about migrant-workers?

K-Fish said...

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you".

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you. " Totally rattled, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.

"Yes," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you. " The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who do you think you are any way?"

"Moses," Replied the bird.

"Moses" the burglar laughed.

"What kind of stupid people would name a parrot 'Moses'?"

The bird promptly answered: "The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'!