Assault by a dead dog in MO.

This is another true story from the home state of Ma & Pa Black.

"A Missouri woman has been arrested for breaking into a dog breeder's home and beating her repeatedly over the head with a dead Chihuahua.

She pushed her way into the house and tried to get to the basement... but after some hair-pulling, the breeder managed to wrestle the woman out of her house. When she got outside she started hitting the breeder on the head with the dead puppy, drawing the attention of a neighbor who called police.

The woman then went back to her car but waved the dead puppy out of the car's sunroof while yelling threats at the breeder, who did not seek medical attention, police said." (read entire story)